So, Scholastic Bowl was only moderately successful. 4-2 in the morning rounds and 30 pts. short of qualifying for the afternnon tournament. We really sucked the first match though. Wasn't a great day for us, overall.

According to me, the Revolutionary War ended in 1983.
Maciej thinks Apollo's twin sister was Athena (I was thinking Aphrodite), but she, in fact, is Artemis. They all start with A, dammit. Greek bastards. No really, they're Zeus's illegitimate children. So there.

Also, the person who wrote the tournament questions believes "Psychology" is a subject woth as much consideration as, say, math or literature. Greek bastard.... okay fine, I don't know his ethnicity or his legitimacy, or "his" gender for that matter.

Also, the suburbs are crazy. Seriously, who takes a perfectly good intersection and builds a sidewalk across one street so that it becomes a T-intersection and a dead end?! Madness, and yet I have seen this situation multiple times now around Oak Park (aka "O Po") and River Forest (aka "Ro Fo").

In the interest of fostering even greater confusion, I intend to begin using "po-po" as slang for no only "the police" but also "the Pope". Watch for more updates to come on this measure.

-Dr. Albertus Magnus Zanzibar Funk, DDF
(Doctor of Dental Funk)
No, I don't know what that mean either.