Hey, look, I've put up a link to a little description of the real Doctor Funk. Yep, there's a real one. You can't just make up a name this good. A bio-chemist, coincidentally, for those of you in Farran's class. Another fabulous export from Poland, too. Radiation, vitamin deficiency, and the Pope: Connected by more than Poland? We may never know.

Also, I am resisting the urge to make a joke about Dr. Funk studying a chemical in order to "break it down."

That is all.

EDIT: Ooo, wait, no it isn't. There's also a "Rate your teachers" page which The Girl has pointed me to. Very interesting. Have fun with that.