PAt is NOT a button.

He is a butt.

Now, on to other news....Orals jokes were fine when it was with a girl....but this new situation has taken things a bit too far. I know you said your bisexual Pat, but that comment was more along the lines of flamingly homosexual. I'm suprised "The Girl" sticks around after a comment like that...unless it's a turn on. Apparently, he DOES go in for the man sex.

If you want to go to one of the best business schools in the country, you need four years of math.

You know what's funny? Fenwick blocked the "Rate Your Teachers" site. Since the word "game" is nowhere in the title, they must have already discovered this site on their own and blocked it in self-defense. Just for that, I'm going to post bad ratings.

Acupuncture.

The "n" sound is rarely symbolized by a "c"....or so the legend goes.

I am virtually stabbing Pat. He is not a button.

Castration.

You know what's fun? Maciej and I going up in Creative Writing and doing an entire presentation about figurative language and haikus on the fly. Except for Gair-bear, we didn't have anything to say...but that's the beauty of making it up as you go along. If you would like some explanation of who Gair-bear is....too bad.

Pat is not a button.

Pat says that he wants to drop his pants and make love to a bear.

He is not a button.

For all of you who want a translation of what I said in German yesterday....it translates into: Fat Anna likes her liquor.