See how I post so much less now that Fenwick's blockination device is set? This truly grieves me.

So Pat's Presidential Scholarship is moved to Monday....that just means he'll be procrastinating until Sunday night to do it. Don't try to defend yourself, Pat. That's just the way you are.

Speaking of Pat: He recieved a Valentine from Kate yesterday, via Elle. It said "You are loved" in German.......however, it DIDN'T say "I love you". The phrase "you are loved" could be refering to anyone. Kate could have been talking about Pat's Mom or Peter Tutanes. The whole thing seems very fishy to me. There's also the fact that it was in German (a language Pat does NOT speak) as opposed to Latin or English (languages Pat DOES speak). In my opinion, Kate's cheating on Pat with a heavy-set, bearded, leather-wearing biker dude. Pat's only chance to win her back is to face him in the circle of death (and Pat hasn't had much luck with that lately).

In real news, Ralph Nader is thinking of running for President again. If he does, I'll be forced to hunt him down and stab him in the elbows. He ruined the last election for us, he doesn't need to screw up this one, too.

I really have nothing else to say....although I look forward to Pat's reply to my comments.