Wednesday, February 04, 2004

I really don't like your attitude, Pat. All you do is constantly bash the democratic candidates. I mean, you won't stop calling Kerry boring, even though he kicked ass in 5/7 primaries. And if you say that he kicked ass extreme to the max!, then he sounds really exciting. Face it, this man will probably end up being our only hope against the evil emperor himself, so we should support him and pretend he's just as nuts as Dean. (Although the fact that he got so many votes supports the fact that people are ready for a sane, calmer president.

I want to see a Kerry-Edwards ticket....ohh would that draw in the votes. You'd get the silver spoon New-Englanders and the Southern hicks. What more could you want?

Of course, I really want to see a Sharpton-Dean ticket. Cause then you've got a groovy black man as president and someone completely off their rocker for the vp. Good Times.

I'm not surprised Pat has a crush on Dean. He always goes weak in the legs when he hears a healthy southern accent.

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