It's that lack of respect for saints that leads to all the problems in todays society. I'm very disappointed that you didn't use your study hall for the greater good, Patrick. If you actually applied yourself for 45 minutes three times a week, you'd have perfected that artificial colon by now, or at least created a bike that runs on anti-matter. Sheesh.

Anyway...John Kerry owns all. He got nearly half of the vote in New Hampshire. However, Pat find Kerry boring and would rather have a steamy make-out session with someone like Howard Dean. Then they could follow it up with some crazy, red-faced ranting.

Poor Al Sharpton...he got 0% of the vote.....and every black person in New Hampshire voted for him.
Silly North-East states.....so white.

John Edwards and Wesley Clark hope to gain momentum in the south. This plan might actually work for Edwards because he has a wicked authentic southern accent. It'll draw all those slack-jawed, confederate flag waving yokels out of their dirt-farm shacks and to the polls.

Now that everyone is either enlightened about the Democratic primaries or asleep, I'll sign off.

I encourage everyone to look into the sport of extreme ironing.